I am forced to revisit the confusion surrounding the covid-19 vaccine. Since a great many of us are waiting to die sooner than later if Dr Vernon Coleman’s prophesy comes true I would simply say, thank God it will be in famous company that will include amiable German Chancellor Angela Merkel, senior citizen President Biden of the United States of America, youthful President Macron of France, Prime Minister Johnson of the United Kingdom, our own Muhammadu Buhari and so many other world leaders and celebrities who have been vaccinated. It will include my wife, my son, many of my in-laws and friends and of course the millions of those already vaccinated and those who are about to be vaccinated in the USA, Europe, China and all over the world. And we all look forward to meeting in heaven or wherever each of us is supposed to end up. President Magufuli of Tanzania has already saved himself the trouble of dying from ‘hoax’ covid-19 vaccine by dying allegedly from covid-19 itself!
And Vernon Coleman and others can pick up the pieces and inherit the world, all that money in the banks and properties that will be left behind for them, the more sensible and intelligent human beings who refused to take the vaccine or who may have been waiting for the vaccination and were lucky that it did not reach them. To them I say congratulations in advance. I wonder what will happen to the vaccines our government says Nigerian scientists have woken up at last to invent and which they tell us would soon be assessed by the authorities. Does this mean that these Nigerian scientists have been infected by the Bill Gates gang who want to wipe out humanity by inventing their own killer vaccines?
Well, we who may be about to die have no choice but to salute Coleman, Gates and all those who will inherit the world for their intelligence and foresight in keeping away from the vaccine. In the meantime what have we to lose? Let us eat, drink and be merry as we wait for our autumn.